Office Boy

It is not that i am lazy. Nor that i am bossy.

It is just a subliminal way of helping you.

Stay happy!

Stupid Complaining. Sorry. I may be just tired.

When i go home from work at 4:00AM and i have to be at office again at 10:30AM. Yea, right.

And when my home is about 20KM from office and at bus i have to fuckin stand up between people sleeping.

Sometimes i think it's unfair. But i also think it's childish to complain.

They might have more than 8 hours to sleep every day and i have less than 8 hours just to be at home. Seriously?

Ok, then. At least pay me worth, dear office. 

PS: I'm super underpaid compared to the rate.

... I wish i was a cat,

I wish i was a cat.

I would sleep all day.

On the corner.

At the stairs.

Under the shower.

Behind the door.

Inside the wardrobe.

Prone on the couch.

Hide in your bag.

Lay on your desk.

Under the curtain.

Beside the window.

Wait... Not the roof. 

Not under the sun.

Across the fan.

In front of TV.

Above the fridge.

Books on my left.

Ashtray on my right.

In the kitchen.

All the ground floor.

The rug is mine.

Inside your house.

Under your blanket.

I wish i was your cat.

I would sleep all day inside your house.

Strange Things at The Office

Strange thing just happened at my office's toilet. It was when i went to pee, alone at 8 pm something. I put my phone on my skirt's pocket as usual. Sat on the toilet as anybody does, not touching the phone at all. Until suddenly i heard a song played from my phone. I instantly rushed my toilet needs and got out.

Then, i told my friend who is a bit sensitive. 'Sensitive', if you know what i mean. He told me that perhaps, something wanted to tell me something. He then asked me what song that played, i said it was Teenage Fanclub's I Don't Want Control of You. He then said, what the lyric is about?

My friend said that maybe the lyric could be the clue of what it wanted to say. Alright....

Anyway, actually that is the second time strange thing happened in the same same beloved office. 

The first one is several times ago, when i was going to go downstairs with an elevator. My office is on the 18th floor. 

So i was alone, around 23:00 something when i wanted to go home. I entered the elevator and pressed the G button. I saw the G floor sign was lightened and also the operating sign showed the down arrow to indicate that the elevator was going downstairs. Then i looked inside my bag to double check nothing was left. Suddenly the door was opened and it was on the 23rd floor. I saw everything was quite dark, nobody was there too and nothing was there but an empty renovated space. There wasn't even marbled floors installed!

I instantly pressed the closing door button and pressed G, G, G, G until i was sure that it went down to the Ground floor.

 

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Every soul in the world is kind.

How bad people would seem, there must be a good part hidden.

Hop in to the countless bad guys and find out at least one positive point they might have.

Social Media People

There are some kinds of people who are using social media portals (such as facebook, path, twitter, instagram, many more you name it). I will make a changeable list of their functional pattern:

1) People who work through these. 

Social media officer, strategist, public figure, buzzer. They only post something in order to promote their duty.

2) People who need procrastination.

They who don't know what to do when they have nothing to. They who wait. They who need an activity so they look busy. 

3) People who scale status validation from others' thought.

These are people who post everything, like every... Thing. Show off and get happy when people notice (and like their post too). Get screwed when nobody cares. Socmed is everything for them.

4) People who have it because they've been asked to.

Or maybe a friend registered them up. Then they never sign in to. Even if they do, they would soon become other typicality of social media people we are talking about.

5) People who loved it but then get bored.

Previously, they were so active in it. Posting, commenting, replying, anything. Then this kind of people no longer find it interesting. So even when they sign in, they would only see others' activity, like-like-like and if it necessary they leave a comment. They sign in like only once a week per se.

6) People who are drama queens.

They who use social media apps to spread their trivial complaints. And maybe they look for sympathy. 

7) People who judge.

Seeing, seeing, seeing. Judging, judging, judging. Do nothing then. This bitchy character is the closest one to me. 👿

I'll add some more if i found another!

Girls.

They use to talk in their own language, not letting others understand, but they talk in a high pitched volume. When we notice, they suddenly talk girl language by whispering.

They get mad, they get gargled, they laugh, they get mad, they shut, they joke, they get mad. Girls are mad.

They are selective of making friends.

They envy their friends.

They cry a lot and the next day they judge others pussydoll. 

They are always up and down and up and down and they still need to be understood. 

They love surprises. They love surprising. They love being surprised. They love everything but surprises too. 

They hate to be ignored, yet they use to ignore people. 

Girls are strange.

Therefore i'm straight.