Girls.

They use to talk in their own language, not letting others understand, but they talk in a high pitched volume. When we notice, they suddenly talk girl language by whispering.

They get mad, they get gargled, they laugh, they get mad, they shut, they joke, they get mad. Girls are mad.

They are selective of making friends.

They envy their friends.

They cry a lot and the next day they judge others pussydoll. 

They are always up and down and up and down and they still need to be understood. 

They love surprises. They love surprising. They love being surprised. They love everything but surprises too. 

They hate to be ignored, yet they use to ignore people. 

Girls are strange.

Therefore i'm straight.