Dear people,

Where on earth is home? 

Selfie Wallpaper

Have you ever seen a phone wallpaper screen with the face of the owner? We have so many like that in Jakarta.

And unfortunately, i can't stop wondering why. Why do people use their own face as their wallpaper? Do you think your face is the most beautiful thing in the world? Or is there nothing that you love but your own self? 

Usually i notice it from people in public transportations. Because i don't really have friends like that, so that i can't directly ask. 

Then i try to be positive. Finding the most relevant reason why. But sorry to say, i can't. 

Maybe... Maybe, these people are the most common people in Indonesia who are not interested and, per se, never got any insight from schools and cultures, about art. So that's why they are lack of aesthetic sense. 

Also, maybe they don't have any particular hobbies. They don't like movies, music, sports, books, traveling, etc. So they only care about theirselves.

I am really sorry to say. But for now, i can only answer to my own question with a raw theory. This trendingly issue may happen because those people are them who don't have any reference in their daily life. Sorry, no offense. 

If somebody read this and have another opinion, please let me know. :)

Office Boy

It is not that i am lazy. Nor that i am bossy.

It is just a subliminal way of helping you.

Stay happy!

Stupid Complaining. Sorry. I may be just tired.

When i go home from work at 4:00AM and i have to be at office again at 10:30AM. Yea, right.

And when my home is about 20KM from office and at bus i have to fuckin stand up between people sleeping.

Sometimes i think it's unfair. But i also think it's childish to complain.

They might have more than 8 hours to sleep every day and i have less than 8 hours just to be at home. Seriously?

Ok, then. At least pay me worth, dear office. 

PS: I'm super underpaid compared to the rate.

... I wish i was a cat,

I wish i was a cat.

I would sleep all day.

On the corner.

At the stairs.

Under the shower.

Behind the door.

Inside the wardrobe.

Prone on the couch.

Hide in your bag.

Lay on your desk.

Under the curtain.

Beside the window.

Wait... Not the roof. 

Not under the sun.

Across the fan.

In front of TV.

Above the fridge.

Books on my left.

Ashtray on my right.

In the kitchen.

All the ground floor.

The rug is mine.

Inside your house.

Under your blanket.

I wish i was your cat.

I would sleep all day inside your house.

Strange Things at The Office

Strange thing just happened at my office's toilet. It was when i went to pee, alone at 8 pm something. I put my phone on my skirt's pocket as usual. Sat on the toilet as anybody does, not touching the phone at all. Until suddenly i heard a song played from my phone. I instantly rushed my toilet needs and got out.

Then, i told my friend who is a bit sensitive. 'Sensitive', if you know what i mean. He told me that perhaps, something wanted to tell me something. He then asked me what song that played, i said it was Teenage Fanclub's I Don't Want Control of You. He then said, what the lyric is about?

My friend said that maybe the lyric could be the clue of what it wanted to say. Alright....

Anyway, actually that is the second time strange thing happened in the same same beloved office. 

The first one is several times ago, when i was going to go downstairs with an elevator. My office is on the 18th floor. 

So i was alone, around 23:00 something when i wanted to go home. I entered the elevator and pressed the G button. I saw the G floor sign was lightened and also the operating sign showed the down arrow to indicate that the elevator was going downstairs. Then i looked inside my bag to double check nothing was left. Suddenly the door was opened and it was on the 23rd floor. I saw everything was quite dark, nobody was there too and nothing was there but an empty renovated space. There wasn't even marbled floors installed!

I instantly pressed the closing door button and pressed G, G, G, G until i was sure that it went down to the Ground floor.

 

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Every soul in the world is kind.

How bad people would seem, there must be a good part hidden.

Hop in to the countless bad guys and find out at least one positive point they might have.